The Lunwen on The Evil Ulcer.
Monday, August 25, 20087:15 AM
Wahhhh... T.T There's a horrible ulcer on my lower lip, and it's right smacked in the middle, where my lip is splitting (I've got a really bad habit of biting my lips).
Wah sian. Super painful T.T
I shall go complain to my mum. Let's hope ulcers don't like nagging, and then they will miraculously disappear.
Okay okay, I will treat you to Monmilk if you disappear okay?
*ulcer remains as it is*
Fine. I assume that you prefer the first option.
*ulcer screams and starts throwing tantrum*
WL don't bluff me lah. Ulcer where can scream one? I not 3-year-old kid okay!
*ulcer sulks*
Yay!!! I win!!! *do the william hung thingy in a very non-william hung way*
I hereby declare myself the winner, award myself a silver medal, and give myself $750,000 prize money.
Yay! Now I have the money to buy ulcer cream! :D *skips off happily in a 3-year-old manner, and of course, not forgetting to do the william hung thingy in a very non-william hung way*
